Week 11


Noteworthy Happenings in Week 11

Dennis Dixon blows his knee out against Arizona. As a result, Arizona beats them handily and Oregon's national title prospects are finished.

WVU beats Cincinatti to go to 9-1 and move to #3 in the rankings.

Notable Waiver Adds

Player Adds or Drops Owner:
     
Drop Ike Hilliard Mark Federov

 

Message Boards

Was there any doubt...
by: Bart Lombarchi ({blank})
Nov 16


...that Oregon was going to lose the minute they showed Ryan Leaf in an Oregon cap? Awesome.

Re: Was there any doubt...
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (CSU football)
Nov 16


Right now, in Eugene, Oregon, there is a white Subaru Legacy with an Arizona sticker on it's window, that has been pissed on, vandalized, and stripped of its $79 sanyo car radio. It's probably time to take that sticker off.

Bear Down

Re: Was there any doubt...
by: Izzy Harkleman (Dixon Your Mouth)
Nov 16


Sad days for sure...

That loss (and Dixon's injury) may prove to make the Harkleman family Thanksgiving/UCLA-UO football game a lot less fun.

The ESPN announcers mentioned that Ryan attends every Oregon away game, true. Because they don't let his sorry ass stand on the sidelines at home games. That guy's mojo is poison.

At least I have my successful fantasy football team to look forward to... oh, wait.

Good Lord
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Nov 18


Wow, I go away for a single week and you guys can barely hold it together enough to still be speaking English coherently. It's like Pat Kruger personally trained each and every one of you to drink yourself into a stupor and then piss all over yourself. And then make Fantasy Football Decisions.

Nice week - let me see if I got the highlights straight:

- Sam scores 81 total points?? I'm not sure which was worse - the fact that even if you had started Derek Anderson like you should've, you STILL would have barely cracked 100...or the fact that even if you'd done that you STILL would've lost to Miles, who from all appearances hasn't checked his team since the first Clinton was running for President. Does it feel like the time you couldn't bowl a 100 and lost to Abby and Candice? It should.

- Izzy has so little to talk about with both his fantasy football and his real football team that he has resorted to making non-sensical Tolstoy references and talking about his mother's uterus?? Raime and I have reached a very nice detente in the last 5 years, but I think I speak for all of us - even her - when I say, "Yuck".

- Abe proves conclusively that without Brady and Moss his team is a steaming pile of horse poop. Hey, nice pickup on John Beck, though - I'm sure that move will take you straight to the finals if Brady gets hurt.

- Peyton Manning throws 6 INTs and yet still should have won, but Adam Vinatieri misses a chip shot game-winner?? I would normally call that inexplicable in and of itself, but in this case it's made even more unbelievable by the fact that Jon owns both of them. Jon - you need to go straight to church and say some Santa Marias or some Rosaries or something. While you're at it, pray for Notre Dame, because Catholics everywhere are in a football rut.

As your friend, it pains me to go on discussing your various disasters. So let me just sum up by wishing Ben some sporting good luck with Kyle Boller and Vince Young this week.

From where I sit, 2 wins in the next 3 weeks means a guaranteed playoff bye. Not too shabby. Good luck picking yourselves up out of the gutter and washing the puke off your shoes.

Love,
The Glass Giant Who's Still #1

Nick
by: Johnny Ryder (TERRELL.OWENS.)
Nov 18


Could very well be the spoiler for this season. His team is looking damn strong. Where the hell were you for the last 8 weeks, buddy?

Looking at who he has to play he has, ummmm, hmmm, lets see....just one potential playoff team: Fed. Damn Fido not only are you the underdog for that game, but also for the regular season finale against Bart (who will most likely be playing for his playoff life).

Couple that with this weeks loss, and we have a glass giant indeed.

Good luck with that.

Re: Nick
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Nov 19


Little clarification..

Miles Bowen_The guy that has the team you are talking about, going to beat Fed next week, and lists his only interest on his myspace page as The Denver Broncos.

Nick Wentworth_ The guy who is getting a Houston Rockets ring although all he does is sell season tix, lives in now better weather Houston, and might have a slight drinking problem.

Izzy_Looked like he might be able to pull out an upset against Johnny with a TD from Syndey Rice and -.93 pts for McNabb, also bald.

Johnny_Can't catch a Bud can to save his life and has a heated matchup next week against me and The Patriots/ Eagles. No McNabb, thought it got ugly last night? Tune in next week.

Fed_Time is up for him, I hope he enjoyed his time at the top. I predict a loss to Figo and assuming Bart starts a K another loss. He thinks I am in trouble because the Patriots are going to bench Brady/ Moss down the stretch? 4th and 1 up by 28. No mercy, none for him.

Sammy_ Anderson can't keep this up for long and Rivers stinks, also balding, easy week next week but I will see him in week 13. My advise to him, start Young.

Hope that clears things up for you all.

Week 11 Fantasy Football Scores

Teams:
Points:
 
I. Harkleman
89.27
Ryder
161.40
 
Sammy
181.77
Lombarchi
122.63
 
A. Harkleman
170.80
Garciaparra
88.17
 
Nick
130.50
Miles
175.26
 
Federov
129.90
Wiltonsburg
177.33

 

Standings After Week 11

Team Wins Losses
     
Johnny Ryder 8 3
Mark Federov 8 3
Abe Harkleman 7 4
Sammy Walton 7 4
Brad Lombarchi 6 5
Jon Garciaparra 5 6
Miles Bowen 5 6
Ben Wiltonsburg 3 8
Nick Wentworth 3 8
Izzy Harkleman 2 9

 


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