Week 10


Noteworthy Happenings in Week 10

Bart beats Abe handily due Abe's fanitude in starting Cutler instead of Kitna. Abe vows to "shit on" him in the playoffs. (foreshadowing).

Abe then goes on to lose to Izzy in the battle of the Harklemans.

Ben was the MVP of the Naropa Rec Basketball League Winter Tourney.

Purple Jesus goes down with a knee injury.

WVU and Oregon are both 8-1. CSU is 1-8.

 

Notable Waiver Adds

Player: Owner:
   
Fred Taylor Sammy Walton

 

Message Boards

Re: Fanitude
by: Bart Lombarchi ({blank})
Nov 6


Boom goes the dynamite.

140.37 Fed
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Nov 6


Way to go Fed with your thunderous win with 140.37. Even with Cutler out in the first minute of the game I still had more total pts. Nick with Campbell and McCown almost got you.

Bart
Decides to come out swinging this week, premiere player and all. I guess I would have liked that kind of attitude when he played Fed in week 4 and got 76.87pts without a K. I guess I like to see my shit taking has stepped up the level of play around here.

Well a 5 way tie for 2nd with all of us having much better teams than Fed should make this an interesting next few weeks.

I am going to shit on you in the playoff Bart.
_AP

Re: 140.37 Fed
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Nov 7


scoreboard

dunking dharma
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (the spoiler)
Nov 11


Some notes from Naropa's annual fall basketball tournament played today.

-We had to line up and bow to the other team before and after each game.

-Players were drinking tea with rose petals in them.

-At one point, a guy was on the ground having his stomach rubbed by another guy.

-There was an average of 3 injuries per game.

-There was a hairy Jew on our team, and his name was not Federov (but he did tear his ACL in the first game).

-The name of the tourney is Dunking Dharma.

-And the best thing yet....they do it again in the Spring, you're all invited.

Izzy, me and you for last place....who's it gonna be? I don't know which of my 7 shitty QB's to start anymore.

Walton, I'm not one to kick someone when they're down, but I do have to point out that the Lobos won on a last second field goal....again.

oooohhh yeah!

Karma
by: Johnny Ryder (PURPLE.JESUS.)
Nov 11


I have learned my lesson. The second I start naming my team after a specific players all hell breaks loose. DONTE.STALLWORTH. cost me the game against Fed (who is currently on some nudist Bermuda island with his bourgeoisie buddies from business school--and to answer your questions--yes I have had sex with multiple women on his bed..) and PURPLE.JESUS. went down with an injury that definitely did not look good (and I didn't pick up the backup-D'oh). So, I have
Decided to name my teams after players I hate in hope the same will apply.

You all will undoubtedly notice that despite these setbacks, I have now moved firmly into the #1 points slot, and will soon take the #1 overall from the glass giant that is Federov's team.

Good day bitchez.

Izzy Harkleman Abe Harkleman
by: Izzy Harkleman (Dixon Your Mouth)
Nov 12


First in war, first in peace, first from Raime's uterus and first in fantasy football.

Week 10 Fantasy Football Scores

Teams:
Points:
   
Sammy 81.36
Miles 109.5
   
Nick 105.23
Wiltonsburg 84.8
   
Federov 141.4
Garciaparra 80.87
   
Lombarchi 159.56
Ryder 179.60
   
I. Harkleman 132.83
A. Harkleman 111.53

 

Standings After Week 10

Team Wins Losses
     
Mark Federov 8 2
Johnny Ryder 7 3
Abe Harkleman 6 4
Sammy Walton 6 4
Brad Lombarchi 6 4
Jon Garciaparra 5 5
Miles Bowen 4 6
Nick Wentworth 3 7
Ben Wiltonsburg 2 8
Izzy Harkleman 2 8

 

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