Week 09


Noteworthy Happenings in Week 09

The Boston Red Sox sweep the Rockies in 4 games making the eight Game 5 tickets moot. Deep sobbing ensues.

Notable Waiver Adds

Player Adds or Drops Owner:
     
Drop Fred Taylor Bart Lombarchi

 

Message Boards

Feels good to be #1
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Oct 30


#1
Thanks Tom Brady.
Fuck you Brett Farve.
#1
_out

Brady and Moss
by: Johnny Ryder (wes.welker.)
Oct 30


So it is obvious that this Brady/Moss dominance that was facilitated by iHark is going to be difficult to beat (although I already have once this season). There are 2 probable scenarios:

The first, and most chilling only needs a quick glance at NE weeks 15 and 16 opponents...the Jets and the Dolphins. Hello 120pts btwn the two of them.

The second, and most intriguing, is the chance that a. Belichick benches them because the already have everything they would ever want wrapped up. Or, more likely, b. Starts them but then benches them part way through the game.

Either way, iHark should be shot for trading Moss away so early.

You all suck.

Walton
by: Johnny Ryder (wes.welker.)
Oct 31


Your cowboys may look better so far this year, but you know very well the Eagles fans are gonna be primed for this weekend's game. Oh, and did I mention BDawk is back (your worst nightmare), DNabb look like he did at the beginning of the season last year, and BWest is as dominant as ever? This team is now the same team that has been humiliating the cowboys for the last 6 years and that trend is not about to stop.

Eagles 24 Cowpussies 14

Mark it up.

Re: Walton
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Oct 31


What the fuck is with this Philly-Phan code format for player names? Or is that just a weird JRyd thing?

89.2% of the top 500 teams in Yahoo Fantasy Football have Tom Brady on them and 55.6% have Randy Moss. That's the highest percentage for any two players. Is it any wonder that AHark is winning games? That's not good management, just good luck and a nepotistic trade policy.

Sammy, if you were any more of a recluse pussbag, I'd start calling you Bassomale. Get off your ass and answer your phone for once, for god's sake.

Johnny, sorry about Pennington. Caveat Emptor.

Re: Walton
by: Sammy Walton (jay cutler sucks)
Nov 1


the cowboys don't only look better they are better, especially in comparison with the eagles. the pee-gles have beaten detroit, minn., and the jets for god's sake, those are 2 real bad teams an done fake-good team. weastbrook is your only good player, d-nob is gay and b-dick is old and has always been abused by tight ends (i.e. jason witten). not to mention T.O. still owes you. 33(cause i believe that is what we average, still) cowboys, piss-adelphia 13.
does anyone get the feeling Izzy was trying to lose from the beginning, just to get his hands on some the prize money. he knew he was never going to win it himself, cause he NEVER has; all the suspect trades to his brother; and his ultimate chioce to bring i to loyal/awful new guys Nick and Miles (no offense Nick and Miles). little bit wierd. oregon rules though hark.
Ben this isn't quite the battle of the titans we/the NFL thought it was going to be when they/yahoo put it on the same weekend as the colts vs. pats, but we can still give them a good show. by the way i know you're new to this area so just to let you know the rockies are always a 9 game losing streak away from the end of their season, they just put it off for a little longer this year. so the lesson is always cheer and be happy, but never, ever begin to talk shit or get to high. and i'll take jay cutler beginning his career as a back up in, ohhhhh 2 more years. what do you got?
Fedi your team is quickly becoming the laughing stock of this league.
Bart you are the laughing stock of this league, because you live in mormon land.
yardbird , i'll see you week sixteen. bring your cup.
3 out of 4 just like my 90's cowboys. remember that j.stan.ry

Re: Brady and Moss
by: Izzy Harkleman (Dixon Your Mouth)
Nov 1


Oh, really. Do you think so doctor?

The invasion of Iraq, Pontiac's introduction of the Aztek and Dane Cook's career could all have really benefited from your unsurpassed 'hindsight is 20/20' calls. Jackass.

At the end of all this, neither of us will make the playoffs, but at least I know what I'm missing.

Suck it.

Re: Walton
by: Bart Lombarchi ({blank})
Nov 1


Unwashed Masses,

I, for one, liked the Aztec. Very underrated. Like the Gremlin, Pacer, and Subaru Brats that came before it. Throw some 30 inch rims on that and you've got pussy magnet rolling down 13th.

Somebody please inform Miles that Schaub isn't starting this week and that he's on double secret probation until he pays his team dues and starts giving a crap. Shit, I mean at least Concepcion gave a half-assed effort.

Sammy, I'll be honest. I'm not really sure what "...and his ultimate chioce to bring i to loyal/awful new guys Nick and Miles (no offense Nick and Miles). little bit wierd. oregon rules though park..." means.

I'm beginning to think we should gather all your posts and independently publish the compiled manuscript. We'll call it something like "Benzedrine and Absinthe: Why am I typing faster than I'm thinking?" or "Ulysses 2."

Finally, sure the Moss trade was daft, but let's cut Izzy some slack. In the long run nobody's going to remember it in the context of my run to both the points and overall championships utilizing Drew Brees and Brandon Jacobs.

Sincerely,

The Treasurer

p.s.

aPark - Hell's coming to breakfast.

damn Haters..
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Nov 1


First I am not going to apolgize for the trade or drafting Brady. Remember when I picked dead last morons? Sam remember when you weren't there? Kitna, Coles, Morris all in waivers. Luck my ass.

Cutler owns the 4th quarter again. Why the Broncos didn't just go for the TD is beyond me, Sevin Young is no Travis (fellow fan of unprotected sex and dubies) Henry. Romo is dating Britney now, there is someone to root for, yikes.

Who has beaten Fed? Who has the most overall PTS total? Who generally tries to start a K every week? Who has pulled the best diamonds in the rough from waivers? Who can catch the furthest Budweiser can?

Fuck you, i'm #1. Stop the hate.
-Ap

Re: damn Haters..
by: Bart Lombarchi ({blank})
Nov 1


Anybody else picture Abe wearing this suit during his onslaught of rhetorical questions?

Re: Brady and Moss
by: Johnny Ryder (wes.welker.)
Nov 1


I'm assuming by "neither of us will make the playoffs" you mean you and Nick. I'm also assuming by "suck it" you mean your mother on my nob.

Re: damn Haters..
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Nov 2


sure, Abe. it's your waiver wire pick ups of kitna, coles and morris that are making your season. you just keep telling yourself that. hey - don't look now, but Quinn Gray is on waivers!! get him!! oh, shit, already taken. that one could've really made your season. oh well, next time. maybe grandpa vinny can help you out?

listen, i don't mean to brag, but i just had a 40 minute conversation with Pat Kruger last night, on top of a 20 minute one with Frank. along with my recent unsolicited text message from Colmanno, i think this makes me the clear winner of the Keeping in Touch on the Periphery award that we all so covet. unless anyone visited saladin recently, i'm going to go ahead and claim that one.

hey, not sure if you noticed or not, but the bills are one game from .500. you heard it here first - late season surge a'comin. watch out new england - buffalo's been really active on the waiver wire, and as we all know from A-crap, that's the key to winning the league, a pursuit that in no way has to do with lucking into a great QB who is having by far the best season of his career and then offering your brother half your league winnings to trade you the best receiver in the league. go bills.

m.

watch this
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Nov 2


it's like the glory days of Bonita.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938

Re: damn Haters..
by: Sammy Walton (jay cutler sucks)
Nov 2


yardbird, according to the waiver wire list you didn't pick up either kitna or coles, and even if you had i believe anderson and curtis have them beat. romo was just at the same club as britney, get your gossip straight. and all the answers to your questions wil be Sam after this weekend, jackie is warming up with a half-a-coke-can as i type.

Fanitude
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Nov 4


Damn it, my fucking Fanitude got the best of me and I started Cutler instead of Kitna. Time to ruin it Brady..

_Current #1

Re: Fanitude
by: Sammy Walton (jay cutler sucks)
Nov 5


fanitude, more like fagitude. you and cutler. who are the broncos going to take with the 3rd pick in the draft? a QB would be their best bet don't you think. or maybe a RB, or a WR, or a DEFENSE.

Week 09 Fantasy Football Scores

Teams:
Points:
   
Ryder 182.80
Miles 99.13
   
Sammy 172.20
Wiltonsburg 144.37
   
Nick 132.40
Federov 140.37
   
I. Harkleman 63.00
Garciaparra 120.07
   
Lombarchi 202.93
A. Harkleman 141.33

 

Standings After Week 09

Team Wins Losses
     
Mark Federov 7 2
Abe Harkleman 6 3
Johnny Ryder 6 3
Sammy Walton 6 3
Brad Lombarchi 6 3
Jon Garciaparra 5 4
Miles Bowen 3 6
Ben Wiltonsburg 2 7
Nick Wentworth 2 7
Izzy Harkleman 1 8

 

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