Week 08


Noteworthy Happenings in Week 08

Mark scores 8 tickets to Game 5 of the World Series. The gang is very excited.

Notable Waiver Adds

Player Adds or Drops Owner:
     
Add Fred Taylor Sammy Walton
Add Ryan Grant Ben Wiltonsburg

 

Message Boards

Re: Series
by: Izzy Harkleman (Rockies' Tix System)
Oct 24


Fedy: ..."his contact who's high up in coors". Um, not to armchair quarterback, but this sounds like the kind of connection we could have used two weeks ago. HIGH UP in coors!?! jeesus. That goes up there with announcing your engagement two years ahead of time or using the word 'boobies' to tell your friends that your wife is pregnant.

Lombarchi: Get off your ass and hack the system like the Russians did to Estonia.

If. If. If you can get tix I will strongly consider buying an outrageous plane ticket on one days notice (thereby not being a pussy). Although someone is going to have to fake me a death certificate.

Ben: Supply and demand are more economic constructs than business. But, you nailed 'em anyhow. Who said a liberal arts education ain't practical.

Adam: How come my digital cable freaks out when I turn the dish washer on? (I just didn't want you to feel left out).

F*ckin' A
by: Bart Lombarchi ({blank})
Oct 25


Fed - Big ups. So big, in fact, that I'm not going to make fun of you for earnestly adding Ike Hilliard to your roster.

Jon - Scoreboard.

Johnny - You grippin' yet? Looks like the playoffs are slipping away again. Inevitable, I suppose.

Ben - I figure if I drink 1 beer for every 7 that Adam downs that should be a pretty good inebriation ratio.

Abe, Nick, Miles, Sammy - Shine on you magnificent bastards.

Izzy - Hell's coming to breakfast.

Trade Announcement:

Roommates Johnny and Mark complete a very suspect trade that allows Johnny to field 2 QBs in a week in which several of his starters are sitting due to byes.

Johnny trades : Mark trades:
   
Laurence Maroney Chad Pennington

 

 

trade
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (Constantently)
Oct 25


Ryder, although it is mighty suspicious that you talked your housemate into giving you a starting QB before this weekend and saving your team, I'll let it slide since you only have 14 months to enjoy his hairy chest all to yourself.

I was curious to see what kind of numbers Quinn Gray was going to put up, but your buddy came through for you.

Won't matter, your boy Vince Young is going to have a break out game this weekend.....and if he doesn't, I don't care, I'll be at the World Fucking Series!

Lobos, 6-2.....just in case anybody was wondering.

Re: trade
by: Johnny Ryder (wes.welker.)
Oct 26


Ben- First and foremost I will be the first to admit that I was wary of the trade (that Fed offered, and that Fed pushed) seeing as Pennington is as fragile as your knees and has the arm strength of Harkleman with a hangover. But, all I really need is one week of semi-production from him to beat your ass. Jackson and Peterson will pick up the slack otherwise.

Barchi- Seeing as you have the third worst point production and are currently sitting precariously on the edge of the playoffs, I would reconsider who is really at risk of not making the playoffs.

Those in glass houses.....

Week 08 Fantasy Football Scores

Teams:
Points:
   
A. Harkleman 131.30
Miles 76.30
   
Ryder 136.27
Wiltonsburg 135.97
   
Lombarchi 173.23
I. Harkleman 105.04
   
Sammy 186.10
Federov 108.60
   
Nick 95.50
Garciaparra 147.40

 

Standings After Week 08


Team Wins Losses
     
Mark Federov 6 2
Abe Harkleman 6 2
Johnny Ryder 5 3
Jon Garciaparra 5 3
Sammy Walton 5 3
Brad Lombarchi 5 3
Miles Bowen 3 5
Ben Wiltonsburg 2 6
Nick Wentworth 2 6
Izzy Harkleman 1 7

 

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