Week 07


Noteworthy Happenings in Week 07

Oregon and WVU creep back into the National Championship picture. Izzy changes his team name to "Dixon Your Mouth."

Colorado Rockies front office decides to go with an asinine ticketing sytem for the World Series that manages to piss off everyone.

Notable Waiver Adds

Player Adds or Drops Owner:
     
Add Ike Hilliard Mark Federov

 

Message Boards

Big Time Matchups - 2007
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Oct 16


9/11 - 50 Cent v. Kanye West
10/14 - Dallas v. New England
10/21 - DONTE'.STALLWORTH. v. MANNY.RAMIREZ.

Notice a pattern here? Bring it on, Johnny. It's only going to be that much sweeter when Ike Hilliard catches the winning touchdown pass with Jony Galloway looking on. I'll enjoy watching that one with you - unless you're off dancing or something.

Re: Big Time Matchups - 2007
by: Johnny Ryder (DONTE'.STALLWORTH.)
Oct 16


2 key points:

1. There is a distinct possibility that a win by me would send you from 1st place to 5th or 6th.

2. Donte' Stallworth could very well be the
Deciding factor in our matchup.

But on a lighter note...it looks like ladell betts is now available for all comers.

Let us all raise a glass to impulse waiver wire work, and sneaky draft day coups.

Cheers.

Boen is no mensch.
by: Bart Lombarchi (Zeke = Very Innocent)
Oct 19


Miles, you're the only one who hasn't gotten his money in.

$25

1060 West Addison
SLC, UT 84110

Re: Boen (i.e., Bowen) is no mensch.
by: Izzy Harkleman (1976 Tampa Bay Bucs)
Oct 19


...Dammit 'Barchi, don't rile him up. Right now he's starting a QB on a Bye week and only favored by 5 points over me... The last thing I need is for him to have a reason to pay attention. My only hope is if he is trapped under something heavy or dead drunk.

THE TIME IS NOW MONARCHS!!!!! 1

Citizens of Colorado: My boy "creepy" Patrick accepted an offer from <University redacted> this morning... lock up your daughters.

Colorado, here I come
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Oct 22


Yes, that means I'm headed to the fucking World Series with Ben and Bart. Any of the rest of you that have your heads on straight should be joining us. Especially those of you in already in Colorado.

Sam, it also means that you're in for a world of hurt next week. Don't fucking bring that Tavaris Jackson bullshit at me; you will get bitch slapped.

Johnny, nice job playing Donte'...if you'd have started Wes Welker you'd have won, but I'm glad my waiver wire drop is still helping my team, even 4 weeks after he left it.

Izzy, you pussy, if you don't call one of us back about Colorado we are going to send Pat Kruger over to your house blind drunk and wearing one of Sarah's old nighties. Again.

6-1, bitches. Yes, Abe is unbeatable as long as Brady and Moss are starting, but they will sit to rest by our playoffs, so it's wide open out there. And my first round playoff bye isn't gonna hurt one bit.

wes.welker.moron.
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Oct 22


Firstly let me congratulate myself for being #1 point getter, murdering last years champ.

Secondly let me say that a "win is a win". Cutler shows again that he is a fucking hero and leads his team to victory in the forth again. Of course Elams got it, the problem is getting there. That's what it takes to be a winner. Also although Baldy got the least amount of pts of any winner, still got his first win. Way to go, thanks for Moss.

Lastly Johnny.... Jesus dude, I am sick as shit to see Fed still up top. Why would you not start Welker? You know Brady is going to light up Mia. Last week over 100 yrds. 2 td's, Bench him? Stalworth? Smart move.

Sam, you got this spottly hairy chested dude next week? Let me know if you kids need some tutoring on FF.

_out

Re: Boen is no better than me.
by: Izzy Harkleman (Dixon Your Mouth)
Oct 22


I avoided pulling a "Clara"

In the words of the old spiritual,

"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at
last!"

Re: Coen is no better than me.
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (Constantently)
Oct 22


please tell me you were doing the Robot as you said that.

Harkleman
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (Constantently)
Oct 22


I don't care what Kruger said to you when he slept over last night, but for god's sake, you don't have to make it your team name.

Nick, did you beat Walton with Trent Dilfer? wow.

Fed, my dad actually bought me a Rockies hat, so be ready for some smack talk this weekend.....Tu-lo-wit-ski!! (now we just need the Rockies to learn how to sell tix and we'll be all right)

Ryder, did you find the YouTube site with Peterson highlights from this past weekend? Let me know if you do, I'd love to see it.

Oregon #5, WVU #7......slowly creeping back into it.

For the record, my team does suck. I'm just fighting to get that 6 spot, make the playoffs, and make a rockies-esque run. How can I not feel confident? I've got Griese and Alexander in my corner, and I just found out the 3 for 1 trade I made with Nick was for a drunk driver....hell yeah!

I ain't out of it yet bitches

Minutia

1Rallying cry of high school soccer teammate one day when squad was down 2-0 at halftime.

Week 07 Fantasy Football Scores

Teams:
Points:
   
Ryder 137.14
Federov 146.90
   
Sammy 112.47
Nick 124.96
   
Lombarchi 156.23
Garciaparra 132.04
   
I. Harkleman 118.40
Miles 75.63
   
A. Harkleman 173.20
Wiltonsburg 101.87

 

Standings After Week 07

Team Wins Losses
     
Mark Federov 6 1
Abe Harkleman 5 2
Jon Garciaparra 4 3
Johnny Ryder 4 3
Sammy Walton 4 3
Brad Lombarchi 4 3
Miles Bowen 3 4
Ben Wiltonsburg 2 5
Nick Wentworth 2 5
Izzy Harkleman 1 6

 

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