Week 06


Noteworthy Happenings in Week 06

Romo has 6 turnovers against the Bills.

Purple Jesus rambles for 224 and 3 TDs agains the Bears.

Isiah Thomas announces that he is "very innocent."

Izzy, still winless, changes his name to the 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs.

Notable Waiver Adds and Drops

Player Adds or Drops Owner:
     
Add LenDale White Sammy Walton
Drop LenDale White Sammy Walton
Add Wes Welker Johnny Ryder
Drop Fred Taylor Sammy Walton

 

Message Boards

QBs
by: Bart Lombarchi (Zeke = Very Innocent)
Oct 9


We might have to tone down the QB scoring next year. When Romo can have 6 turnovers and still score 20 pts, it seems a bit lopsided.

Money
by: Bart Lombarchi (Zeke = Very Innocent)
Oct 9


So, so far we're leaning towards 150 championship, 50 record, 50 pts total? That right?

What do the rest of you think?

Nick, Miles, Sammy: Get your fucking money in.

Re: Money
by: Mark Federov (MANNY. RAMIREZ.)
Oct 9


Listen, Bart is sinister, but common interest brings people together and I'm with him on this one. Nick, Miles, Sam, you fucking pussies, send in your money or we're tacking on late fees. 10%/week. There are enough Jews and near-Jews in this league to track that shit, so don't think it's an idle threat. Interest starts w/Week 6.

I'm down with the split mentioned by El Diablo. $150/$50/$50 sounds good, but hopefully it'll end up being more if the three stooges don't send in their cash this week.

This is how bad it is to be a Buffalo Bills fan: your team is so tragically hapless, so brutally sorry, that it inspires COLMANNO to text you in the middle of the night to say that he feels for you. This is the same Colmanno who has never called you to discuss anything, who you didn't even know had your phone number. For fuck's sake. I mean, fuck. It's a good thing I had absolutely no expectations going into that game, or I might've broken something expensive last night.

In brighter news, did I mention that I'm 5-0 and that my closest pursuer is Jon? Now you are all in big, big trouble. Lil' Hark, get ready to get run over by the F-Train.

Trade Announcement:

Nick decides to trade for a package that includes Trent Dilfer!?! God Bless 10 team, 2 QB leagues.

Nick trades : Ben trades:
   
Brandon Marshall Earnest Graham
  Alge Crumpler
  Trent Dilfer

 

 

Re: Money
by: Johnny Ryder (Gone Dancing)
Oct 9


I like the money breakdown...

What is this 1 receiver for a starting TE, starting RB and starting QB biznas? No one else has a problem with this? Do we all figure this is like the titanic swapping deck chairs with the lusitania?

Kinda sketchy if you ask me. Especially considering Marshall is on a bye this week....

Hows that Stallworth drop going for you Fed?

Sam was absolutely gifted his win this week...although I remain impressed by his sheer will to win.

Harkleman- you have the single worst FF team ever.

That is all.

watch out
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (Constantently)
Oct 9


My team changed helmet colors....a new era has begun for Constantently.

Didn't know Crumpler, Graham, and Dilfer were hot commodities. I'll keep you in mind Ryder next time I want to drop 3 absolutely terrible "starters".

Kitna for...
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Oct 9


Listen Kitna had a bad last week, he still can be healed by Jesus. I have a BYE week fuck up and I need to trade Kitna for any other starting QB. Bidding starts now, I play Fed so lets fuck him up.

I have Brady so if none of you losers will trade for him I'll just have to beat him with 1 QB.

_#1

CBS-
Kitna had his worst game of the season. He will look to rebound in Week 7 against Tampa Bay following the Lions bye in Week 6. Consider Kitna a low-end No. 1 option in Week 7.
(Updated 10/07/2007).

...redraft?
by: Izzy Harkleman (New Mexico State)
Oct 9


See you jackasses for the NCAA tourney pool.

Ugh.

I'd really appreciate a text from Colb...

Re: Kitna for...
by: Nick Wentworth (Pilsbury Throwboy)
Oct 10


When you say starting QB, did you mean starting in an NFL starting line up or my starting line up? Because I will definitely trade you Bradley Van Pelt, who I am starting this week, for Kitna.

1976 Tampa Bay Bucs
by: Ben Wiltonsburg (Constantently)
Oct 10


Hey Park,
I did notice that their week 6 game was one of the closest games of the season.
Here's hoping for a good, spirited battle.....and if you win, god help me.

I heard a quote this morning from the great, wise Mike Golic (of Mike and Mike in the morning) and I couldn't help but be inspired.

"it's not how you start, it's how you finish"

Wow, deep stuff.

Don't call it a comeback.

Money
by: Bart Lombarchi (Zeke = Very Innocent)
Oct 12


Sammy got his money in. Let's all give him a golf clap.

Miles and Nick, let's step up boys. Harkleman stuck his neck out to get you two in the league and this is how you repay him?

When you think about it, it's really a slap in Mark's face, too, considering how he hooked you up for ACL.

Anyway, WWJD?

I know the answer to that. He'd pay his league fee, that's what he'd do.

Trade Announcement:

Bart gives up some big guns to complete a Fitz-Warner combo.

Johnny trades : Bart trades:
   
Larry Fitzgerald Roy Williams
Marshawn Lynch Steven Jackson
  Todd Heap

 

 

Wow
by: Johnny Ryder (DONTE'.STALLWORTH.)
Oct 15


So many interesting plot lines, so little time...

1. Sam beats Jon by less than a point, once again proving that he just cares that much more.

2. Whoever the fuck Bowen is (arent there like 12 brothers?) manages only 88 points despite a 50 point outing by LaDanian. I think there should be obligatory shit talking about this 'rey bowen' in every post until he actually posts himself. Here, I'll start- You suck monkey balls. There. I feel much better.

3. DONTE'.STALLWORTH.- Hows it feeling now Fed? Donte' has posted 200+ yds and 2 touchdowns since you dropped him. He has been really f'n good. He is also one freak randy moss injury from being real f'n great. Hows Ladell treating you?

4. Adrian Peterson- I really hope you all remember my pre-season speech about this guy--but in case you forgot it went a little like this--"this guy is a top 5 back". God I'm good.

5. I have a proposal for the league. We should institute a fantasy pick-em. Each week the player who picks the most matchups right wins. At the end of the season, the player who has the most wins, takes home a little cash (say $10)....I am dubbing this the Harkleman rule, because it just may be the only way to keep him in the game for the rest of the season. I am willing to keep track of our weekly winners.

6. Sam- I stand by my assessment that you are a lucky little shit. You WERE gifted last week, and you barely squeaked by this week. Your time will come.

that is most definitely all.

Re: Wow
by: Abe Harkleman (Henry's 9 Dubies)
Oct 15


That is most definitely NOT all. You missed the plot line of the week. Not Sam getting super lucky with Anderson again. Last week 3 int's and none this week, luck. Not Bowen stabbing the Broncos in the back by even having LT on his team. No the plot line of the week is...

Having literally half my team on bye, I manage to pick up 4, 4 of my starter in FA. QB Lemon, WR Crayton, K Carney, Def Houston. I did what you assholes couldn't do, beat Fed. Notice Bart how I out played Fed by starting a K. Also guess where I am? Getting <Fortune 500 Co. redacted> shirts made in Dongguan, China.

Step to the real. #1
_AP

You're Welcome.
by: Johnny Ryder (DONTE'.STALLWORTH.)
Oct 15


<video of Adrian Peterson no longer available>

...ouch. 0-6. ouch.
by: Izzy Harkleman (1976 Tampa Bay Bucs)
Oct 15


I'm a confident guy. You don't lead MHS tennis to third place in state by not being confident in your abilities... but this is re-goddamn-diculous.

I am trying, I promise.

Although, I may actually be dead and in hell because I thought that in my email box this morning there was a note from Higgins announcing that his wife is pregnant by referencing the size of her boobs1... and, that couldn't have really happened.

I also thought that I received an email where Fedy referenced his wedding... in 2009!?! 2009!?! If you don't think that Johnny can worm his way back into your heart by then...

Minutia

1An email endorsing the merits of pregnant boobs.

Week 06 Fantasy Football Scores

Teams:
Points:
   
A. Harkleman 166.24
Federov 120.53
   
Ryder 191.10
Nick 82.97
   
Sammy 172.43
Garciaparra 171.44
   
Lombarchi 111.00
Miles 89.10
   
I. Harkleman 93.26
Wiltonsburg 169.00

 

Standings After Week 03

Team Wins Losses
     
Mark Federov 5 1
Jon Garciaparra 4 2
Johnny Ryder 4 2
Sammy Walton 4 2
Abe Harkleman 4 2
Miles Bowen 3 3
Brad Lombarchi 3 3
Ben Wiltonsburg 2 4
Nick Wentworth 1 5
Izzy Harkleman 0 6

 


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